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You forgot about that. All right, just put it right here. That guy with a cigar over there, search in to this later. How this chem fizz goes pop. Whistle with the energy. How to make Methamphetamine How to Make Cryztal Dope in 2-3 Hours Using a 2 Liter Bottle by Lord Mighty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Neither I nor the host of this page take any responsibility for your actions after reading this text. This material is for educational purposes only. It is to inform the general public of the materials and methods used by clandestine chemists to manufacture this highly illegal substance. By scrolling beyond this point, you agree not to try any of this and not to bring any criminal charges to the creators of this file. Note: This is a very easy 12-Step program. :-) Introduction: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This recipe makes REAL Crystal Methamphetamine, unlike most recipes out there that only make crank. This is not hypo either, it's kick ass ammonia dope. My way was developed to be quick and to not give off as much smell as other methods. It doesn't require going out and stealing anhydrous ammonia from farms either. I still only recommend doing it if you have had previous experience making dope. Clean up is easy too. All you have to do is wash out the bottles you used and throw everything away. Materials: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 2 Liter Bottle (with cap) 1 1 Liter Bottle (get 2 caps for it) 1 20 oz. Bottle (with cap) 1 Quart Jar 2 ft. 1/4in. diameter rubber/plastic hose (aquarium hose works good) Coffee Filters 1 Funnel 1 Tubing Cutter (go to Home Depot) 2 Plyers 1 Roll of Ductape or Electrical Tape 1 Blender or Food Processor 200 60mg Pseudophedrine HCL pills (Actifed, Sudafed, Suphedrine, etc.) 1 1/2 cups Ammonium Nitrate fertilizer (33-0-0) 3 cans starting fluid 3 AA Energizer Lithuim Batteries 1 bottle Red Devil brand Lye 2 caps of water (use the top off the 2 liter) 1 box Iodized Salt 1 bottle Liquid Fire brand drain opener Procedure: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) Rinse and dry out all of your bottles. Be sure to get ALL of the moisture out. Don't go any further until they are completely dry. 2) Put your pills into the blender or food processor and grind them into powder. Mix them in with the 1 1/2 cups of Ammoniun Nitrate fertilizer. Use the funnel to pour the mixture into the 2 liter bottle. 3) Hold your cans of starting fluid upside-down and hold the button until all of the air is out. Once the air is out, use a screwdriver (I use a bottle opener.) to poke a hole in the bottom of the cans. Using the funnel again, pour the liquid (ethyl ether) out of the cans into the 2 Liter with the Ammonium Nitrate/pills mixture. 4) Now you have to take the Lithium strips out of the batteries (This is why I recommend being experienced.). Tighten the tubing cutter onto the center of the battery and spin it around until the metal casing is cut. Be careful not to cut into the guts of the battery. If you mess up the battery may become extremely hot and catch fire. Next take your 2 plyers and grab each end of the battery. Pull each side of the casing off. Once the insides are out of the casing, place them in an air tight container (Tupperware, Rubbermaid, etc.). They can be stored for up to 3 hours. The lithium will become very volatile if exposed to moisture in the air or water. Be careful! 5) Unroll the guts of the first battery and remove the Lithium strip. There are two strips in a Lithium battery, so be sure not to get the wrong one. You do not want the one that has shiny metal around the edges. Tear the Lithium strip into tiny pieces and place them in the 2 Liter. Do the same with the other two batteries. 6) Take the cap off your bottle of Lye and fill its cap with it. Pour this into the 2 Liter as well. Use the funnel! 7) Take the top of the 2 Liter and fill it with water. Pour the water into the 2 Liter. Repeat once. You should see little bubble floating to the top of the liquid in the bottle. Place the cap on the bottle and swish it around a little (do not shake!). 8) Now your dope is cooking (I call it "rolling"). About every 5 minutes loosen the cap a little to release the pressure and to make it "roll" a little harder. After about 10 seconds re-tighten the cap. Don't breathe too deeply, because gaseous ammonia is released. 9) You have to keep adding Lye or your dope will stop "rolling". About every 20 minutes add about 1 cap (use the cap off the lye bottle!) of Lye. Tighten the top tight on the 2 Liter and shake the bottle vigorously for about 8 seconds. Loosen the top, releasing the pressure, and the dope will start "rolling" perfectly. Repeat every 20 minutes. You do not want to use more than 2/3 bottle of Lye, so you may have to adjust the amount you add or how often you add it to make it go for 2 hours. 10) After 2 hours, your dope is through "rolling". Get the funnel and place it in the 1 Liter bottle. Put two coffee filters in the funnel and pour the liquid from the 2 Liter through them into the 1 liter bottle. Pour a little at a time to make sure you don't let any get outside the filters. Once the 1 liter is filled, tighten the top on it all the way. It'll ruin your dope if you let dirt or moisture get into it. 11) Take the 2nd top to the 1 liter and the top to the 20 oz. and cut holes in them barely big enough to fit the plastic/rubber hose into. Put each end of the hose into each top and make them air tight using ductape or electrical tape. Make sure you use a clean hose! 12) Remove the cap from the 1 liter bottle and screw on the one with the hose attached to it. Pour iodized salt into your 20 oz. until it is filled about 1/2 inch from the bottom. Take the cap from your 2 liter or another cap the same size and fill it with Liquid Fire. Pour the Liquid Fire onto the salt and tightly screw the top attached to the other end of the hose onto the 20 oz. Shake the 20 oz. left-to-right for about 4 seconds. Pump (squeeze and release) it once and sit it down. Smoke will begin the fill the 1 liter. As the smoke begins to go into the liquid, you will see the dope "fall". It looks snow. When the smoke stops, take the top off the 1 liter and tie a knot in the hose. Put the other top back on the 1 liter and shake it vigorously for 30 seconds. Let the crystal settle. Put the funnel over the jar with 2 new coffee filters it it and pour the liquid through them. A little bit of meth gets caught in the filters, but the rest stays in the bottle. Cut the top half of the bottle off and use a hair dryer to dry the crystal. Snort it or smoke it and get high as a bat. who now are
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